I've been quiet since February, trying to get healthy but not succeeding. Following a couple more stints in the hospital, it has been determined that I need a triple bypass operation, to occur on Tuesday 5/17. With any luck, I'll be out of the hospital come Saturday 5/21, just in time for the Rapture! Can't wait to see the look of disappointment on on the believers' faces. I wonder what the billboards will be changed to?